look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
the pope is a car but he still rides in a popemobile
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL, or become the car…I think…
R&R Connection more like Team Sober
I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
So we just got a whole bunch of people around. We had to go and find a John that would complement [Benedict] properly because they had to be a team really. We saw some wonderful actors, but they somehow didn’t quite make the partnership somehow, and then Martin Freeman came in and we went, "There’s John Watson."
- Sherlock Uncovered: The Return
SO MY BEST FRIEND INVITED JOE BIDEN TO HER PROM IN A LETTER AND SHE GOT A HANDWRITTEN ONE BACK WITH A CORSAGE
this is so fucked up
For the love of god
I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop
It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum
this needs to be seen by everyone
Scary thing is it only takes about a year for the effect seen on the left to start, and once it starts it doesn’t go back! Never smoke guys.
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